Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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