Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Randomize
