Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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