Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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