How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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