I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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