I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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