He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I know her cup size but not her name....
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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