I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
