I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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