remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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