your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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