I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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