Well douche your snatch and let's go!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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