Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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