ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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