If i come over, it means nothing
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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