do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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