what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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