Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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