so that wasnt chicken after all
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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