Don't you send me to vm
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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