ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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