oh god the rape fog is back!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
