i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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