We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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