kristin has been a bad kristin
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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