Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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