I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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