there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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