they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ketchup is God's man juice
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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