Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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