Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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