Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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