I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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