She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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