Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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