so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
