"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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