Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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