that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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