the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
ttyl tear gas
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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