Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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