it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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