come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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