Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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