Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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