I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
