I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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