i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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