So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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